Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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