Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Dear god my vagina.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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