Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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