The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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