some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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