Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Houston, we have a blender
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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