how can u be prego again
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
