member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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