Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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