Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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