Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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