Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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