let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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