Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My hand turned me down
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
not ubering you a puppy
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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