The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The power of my boobs compel you
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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