I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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