what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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