sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
