but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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