So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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