Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Do you still have your period?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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