i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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