we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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