meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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