You work out of a Hotel?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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