Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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