everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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