dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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