The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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