I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
