What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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