Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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