I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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