Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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