White coat. Heels.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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