It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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