Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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