Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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