two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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