Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he puts the penis in happiness.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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