Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
