He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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