I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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