I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I'm always down for nudity.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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