porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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