Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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