I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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