I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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