People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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