I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Randomize
