Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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