Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
