Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
you made out with another girl for some wings
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Randomize
